{"product_id":"wearing-of-this-garment-does-not-enable-you-to-fly-paperback","title":"Wearing of This Garment Does Not Enable You to Fly - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeff Koon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAndy Powell\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eTim Carroll\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAmerica's famous teenage stalkers of stupidity are back! From the authors of \u003ci\u003eYou May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant, \u003c\/i\u003e here is a collection of 101 of the dumbest product warnings you'll ever see.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe infamous 1994 McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit has spawned a veritable industry of \"hot\" warnings, from Kellogg's Pop-Tarts admonition that \"[i]f pastry is overheated, frosting\/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns\" to the Black Cat Fireworks label: \"Caution: flammable. Do not put in mouth.\" If, on the other hand, you manage to escape the heat with a trip to the beach, be warned that a twenty-inch beach ball is \"NOT a lifesaving device.\" Kids (and maybe even parents) might be forgiven, however, for thinking that Mr. Bubbles Body Wash for Kids of All Ages would be okay to use if they missed the warning label: \"Caution. Keep out of reach of young children.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn the brave new world of technology, users frustrated by the gobbledygook of users' manuals will be relieved that their warning labels at least make sense: the Sun StarOffice End User License Agreement warns users that \"software is not designed, licensed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility,\" while the SGI IRIS Indigo Workstation manual tells you, \"Don't dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at coworkers.\" And for those who just can't quite figure out what to do with some of their new purchases, this might help: \"Use Gold Dial as you would ordinary soap\" explains the Dial soap label. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCompiled by Jeff Koon and Andy Powell, this hilarious collection features the best contributions from the hundreds of thousands of fans of their Web sites, www.dumblaws.com and www.dumbwarnings.com, and forty-two original drawings by illustrator Tim Carroll.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJeff Koon co-authored \u003ci\u003eYou May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant \u003c\/i\u003eat age seventeen while he was a senior in high school in 2002 after starting a website visited by thousands of browsers every month.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAndy Powell co-authored to \u003ci\u003eYou May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant \u003c\/i\u003eat age seventeen while he was a senior in high school in 2002 after starting a website visited by thousands of browsers every month.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eTim Carroll\u003c\/b\u003e is an acclaimed historian, writer, and television producer specializing in the Second World War. He also coauthored \u003ci\u003eIn Hitler's Bunker: A Boy Soldier's Eyewitness Account of the Führer's Last Days\u003c\/i\u003e with Armin D. Lehman.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 18, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54484103692563,"sku":"9781439150443","price":16.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/6300\/3667\/files\/JffwxiTut9781439150443.webp?v=1784829226","url":"https:\/\/finduslaw.com\/products\/wearing-of-this-garment-does-not-enable-you-to-fly-paperback","provider":"FindUSlaw Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}